Ganondorfs New Book

In the Grand Library of Hyrule, down one of the many rows upon rows of high bookshelves, Ganondorf perused the collection of tomes for a book. Not for any book in particular, but simply something to occupy his time.

He pulled books at random from the shelves, flipped casually through them and shoved them back in their place.

Unsatisfied by being unable to find the right book, he decided to climb the nearby ladder. Upon reaching the top, he began scanning the spines of the books, looking for an interesting title.

One book caught his eye, it was slightly out of reach so he stretched his arm out for it. He managed to pull it out, but nearly fell off the ladder in the process. After getting his balance on the ladder, he looked at the cover. It was in a foreign language, but he was able to translate it.

“Karr-ma-soo-tra?” he read aloud.

Unsure of what this was exactly, he opened the book and nearly cried out in surprise. The book was full of pictures of people having sex in different positions.

“Whoa.” He said aloud as with each page he turned he found himself getting harder. He looked down around and realized he was still in a public place. He closed the book and decided to take it. He stuffed it under his shirt and carefully snuck out of the building with it.

He arrived at the apartment he was renting and locked the door. He opened the book again and scanned the pages. He leered perversely at the images of men and women, and even found pictures of same gender couples.

He began stroking himself through his trousers, turning the pages until he found a picture of a man sucking on his own cock. This idea intrigued the Gerudo greatly.

He went to his bed and stripped off his clothing. Keeping the book in plain view, he looked at it again. His cock was certainly bigger than the man in the picture, and even though his body was quite muscular, he knew he would be able to mimic the picture.

He bent his upper half down and found he could easily put his own penis in his mouth. He sucked the first few inches of his cock, bobbing his mouth up and down, the same way women had done for him.

He moaned softly. The sensations of sucking himself were incredible. He looked at the opposite page of the book and saw the same man, pushing his fingers into his hole. He spit on his fingers and tried the same. He eased a finger in. It stung, but the pain seemed to be dulled by the pleasure he was giving himself.

He pushed his finger deeper. He soon wanted more though, and he felt a strange hunger for more to be put into his ass. He got some of the lube he kept for jerking off and got some on his fingers. He put two in, then three. Fingers from both his hands were working their way in and out of his ass. He felt so good. Better than he would with any woman. But then, one of his fingers rubbed against a spot that sent chills through his body and nearly made him cum.

He stopped sucking to let the orgasm subside. He felt around inside himself again to find that spot again. It took a minuet, but he finally found it. When he rubbed it again, his cock throbbed and a few drops of pre-cum leaked into his mouth. Interesting.

He began sucking himself again, and this time he rubbed the spot harder. He moaned louder and louder, and then, his cock exploded hot seed into his mouth. He cried out with wild pleasure as more and more cum splattered his face and mouth. He found the taste of his own cum bitter, but he loved it.

He stroked himself until the last drops fell on his muscular chest, he relaxed his body and lay flat on his bed, breathing heavily. His face and chest were wet with the cum that covered them. He licked his lips and savored his own bitter taste. He knew for a fact that he would be doing this again, and more than likely, many of the things this book had to tell.