Alright, i was just watching those Foamy the squirrel videos over on newgrounds and something that goth chick really made me realize something: All male sports would be improved tenfold if the players were naked...or at the very least in jockstraps...and covered with oil or grease to make em all slippery; the ball too.
Think about it: Football; a bunch of greased up guys in jocks crouching down with their legs spread open reaching through the other players legs for a greasy ball, and then boom, a blitz of a bunch of muscle jocks all wrestling and stuff to get a slippery ball that ends up elsewhere while the rest of them don't know it and probably don't care anymore with this many mostly naked guys all grouped together in this sweaty greasy muscle clusterfuck...ohh fucking yea
then there's baseball, soccer, rugby and pretty much every other sport, would get a 100 % improvement if they were naked and greased up...diving/swimming sports; imagine all those hot swimmer guys doing their sport, completely naked.
And of course there's wrestling, but the Greeks already did the naked wrestling thing centuries go, still good, but it would be awesome of the other sports took a page from their book.
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